Oh hai, my name is Monkey Cat & I likes to tweet @ kittehs & stuff.Come join me for a little monkeyTV! I gots the Tortietude =^..^= Get Monkey Cat TV in your Email or Subscribe to the Monkey Cat Feed! R U a Twittering Tortie with Tortietude? Check out the List! All the Cool Torties are doing it! Get Official Monkey Cat Merchandise at Zazzle.com Totally Pawesome! Check out the NEW DJ Monkey Cat Radio Stream! (between 6-11pm PST/ whenever I feels like shaking my Monkey Butt) DJ MC MEOW Radio Is Currently off da Air…sorrys Come finds me on the Interwebs: View Where in the World is Monkey Cat? in a larger map #flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif; color:#666666;} #flickr_badge_icon {display:block !important; margin:0 !important; border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0) !important;} #flickr_icon_td {padding:0 5px 0 0 !important;} .flickr_badge_image {text-align:center !important;} .flickr_badge_image img {border: 1px solid black !important;} #flickr_www {display:block; text-align:left; padding:0 10px 0 10px !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#3993ff !important;} #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:hover, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:link, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:active, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:visited {text-decoration:none !important; background:inherit !important;color:#3993ff;} #flickr_badge_wrapper {background-color:#000000;} #flickr_badge_source {padding:0 !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#666666 !important;} www.flickr.com Go toMonkey_Cat’s photostream Tumblr (3.0; @monkey-cat)http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/<p>Sorrys no PC here….we appreciate da finer things in life…purrs</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/monkey_cat/sets/72157622789866905/"><img height="500" width="387" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2786/4150162969_3904943f47.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/monkey_cat/sets/72157622789866905/"><img height="375" width="500" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2657/4150163063_67bcc78b89.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/monkey_cat/sets/72157622789866905/"><img height="460" width="500" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2717/4150921946_dc50832e86.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/monkey_cat/sets/72157622789866905/"><img height="375" width="500" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2718/4150162837_3e7422aecc.jpg"/></a></p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/265206623http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/265206623Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:57:26 -0800monkeycatphotopicturesmacapple<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/marus-magic-trick">Maru’s Magic Trick</a>: <p> <object height="340" width="560" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/PtDjM6QqULU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> <param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"> <param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"> <param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PtDjM6QqULU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" name="src"> <param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"></object> </p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/263734987http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/263734987Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:51:32 -0800marucatmagicvideo<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_know">17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat</a>: <p>They forgots 1…We is way smarter then doggies!</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/248585969http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/248585969Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:45:32 -0800linkscat<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9pavqQj51qzy2v2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#tortietuesday Tortietude Tip: Always looks glamorous & innocent…u can gets away wif anything after dat!</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/247473602http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/247473602Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:11:19 -0800monkeycatpicturesphotoglamorTortietudeinnocent<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt81weky6Q1qzy2v2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#meowmonday Wisdom: Life moves pretty fast. If u no stop & look around once in while, u could miss it!</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/246384634http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/246384634Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:48:14 -0800monkeycatspicturesphoto<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0ep9XuUy1qzy2v2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> Oh Hai...excuse me....<br/><br/> <img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0ep9XuUy1qzy2v2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> Dis box no taste very good...<br/><br/> <img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0ep9XuUy1qzy2v2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> ...needs more spice I thinks.<br/><br/> http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/241689145http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/241689145Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:43:57 -0800monkeycatbox catpicturesphotofunny<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswmcpYsll1qzy2v2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#tortietuesday Tortietude Tip: Make sures humans know who wear da fur in da family!</p> <p>Dis mai house…no u forget dat!</p> <p>Now clean da litterbox, give me treats, refill da catnip toy and take out the trash!  kthx</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/239301737http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/239301737Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:38:49 -0800monkeycatTortietudephotopictures<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="304" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/147f572d/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/147f572d/" width="400" height="304" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dis is as it should be…humans serving da kittehs!</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/239273124http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/239273124Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:58:31 -0800funnylolcatvideo<a href="http://www.santapawsdrive.com/santapawsdrive/Home.html">Santa Paws Drive</a>: <p>Hai everyone!</p> <p>I just wants to take a second to pimp out dis totally pawesome charity drive sponsored by some good friends of mine. Here’s da scoop and I no mean litter scoop:</p> <p>“Santa Paws Drive is dedicated to helping shelter animals have a happy holiday season! These furry friends are often overlooked during the holidays, and it our goal to make sure they get the love, attention and gifts that other pets are lucky enough to get. Please help us bring some joy their way!”</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.santapawsdrive.com"><img src="http://www.santapawsdrive.com/blog/uploaded_images/santapaws-badge_220x220-790493.jpg"/></a></p> <p>Now I knows times are tight and u should no forgets about your own kittehs and doggies, BUT maybe u can goes there and donate a few bucks or a toy or two!  It would be totally pawesome and you would rock and stuff!</p> <p>I mean, how can u say no to dis face…</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.santapawsdrive.com"><img height="447" width="500" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2645/4006979031_986a8a0ac7.jpg"/></a></p> <p>I thx u and da shelter animals thx u!</p> <p>purrs,</p> <p>MC</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/238446137http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/238446137Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:21:05 -0800linkspetscharityholiday<a href="http://www.yourdailycute.com/2009/11/many-cute-faces-of-maru.html">The Many (Cute) Faces of Maru</a>: <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.yourdailycute.com/2009/11/many-cute-faces-of-maru.html"><img height="350" width="332" src="http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/monkey_cat/Screenshot2009-11-06at101736AM.png"/></a></p> <p>Dis might just be da funniest Maru yet!  Loves it</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/235149404http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/235149404Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:23:32 -0800marucatfunnylinksvideo<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn7t46GP11qzjc9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahfelines.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahfelines</a>)</p> <p>Always leave sleeping cats be…unless of course u is a stormtrooper</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/234036536http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/234036536Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:47:55 -0800funnycatpicturesstormtrooper<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8p00HbUd1qzy2v2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMC dis is so wrong dat I might have to scratch my eyes out now!</p> <p>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t let this ever happen to your catz!</p> <p>I go throws up now…kthx</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/226152029http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/226152029Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:33:36 -0700weirdcatsfunnypictures<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8mt405X41qzy2v2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What is I supposed to do wif dis? Dis no even real…and don’t even think about putting a costume on me! Humans….</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/226118357http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/226118357Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:46:15 -0700monkeycatpicturesphotohalloweenfunny<a href="https://dl.getdropbox.com/u/529727/Reddit/CatSitting.jpg">Instructions for taking care of the cats aka dis is crazy cat lady!</a>: <p>OMC dis lady is crazy!!  Apparently sis and I r not demanding enough of da cat sitter! Maybe next times we needs massages & burping too!</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/214783201http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/214783201Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:24:56 -0700catcatscrazyfunnylinks<p><object height="525" width="700" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/slideshow/show.swf?v=71649" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> <param name="flashvars" value="offsite=true&lang=en-us&page_show_url=%2Fphotos%2Fmonkey_cat%2Fsets%2F72157622450253801%2Fshow%2F&page_show_back_url=%2Fphotos%2Fmonkey_cat%2Fsets%2F72157622450253801%2F&set_id=72157622450253801&jump_to="> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/slideshow/show.swf?v=71649"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></object></p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/212442265http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/212442265Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:37:14 -0700monkeycatpicturesphoto<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krfqkgYSNv1qzy2v2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hai Every1..hope u has good #meowmonday I just wanted to share dis moment when human scared the cat out of sis! Made me MOL</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/211674329http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/211674329Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:17:03 -0700mysticcatsisfunnypicturesphoto<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215425/22lb-cat-Socrates-signed-PDSAs-Pet-Fit-Club.html">22lb cat Socrates is signed up to the PDSA's Pet Fit Club</a>: <p>I no know what’s scarier either-da vet or dis HUGE kitteh! If any1 knows dis kitteh tells him he needs diet foods. Kthx</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215425/22lb-cat-Socrates-signed-PDSAs-Pet-Fit-Club.html"><img height="937" width="634" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/23/article-1215425-0687A77E000005DC-737_634x937.jpg"/></a></p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/209405990http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/209405990Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:02:48 -0700catfatlinks<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3db_1254861824" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3db_1254861824" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dis dog really wants some ice cream!</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/207612740http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/207612740Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:36:00 -0700dogfunnyvideo<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pxNg7ZP6E5E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pxNg7ZP6E5E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>What Cats Are Really Thinking!</p> <p>Dis fairly accurate….</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/205204045http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/205204045Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:57:00 -0700videofunnykittylol<a href="http://www.shoppingblog.com/blog/9300913">CatGenie Pop-up Store Opens in L.A. </a>: <p>-Dis precious paws is place dat rescued me! If u is in LA u should go say hai and adopt kittehs and stuff!</p> <p><img height="388" width="582" src="http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/catgenie_popup_store_la.jpg"/></p> <p><a>CatGenie</a> is showing off its automatic, litter-free cat box at a new pop-up store in Los Angeles. The CatGenie store is located on level 1, suite 117 in the Hollywood and Highland Center and is open until October 7th. Pet behaviorist Warren Eckstein has partnered with CatGenie for two radiocasts of his syndicated radio show live from the store. The second broadcast is on October 3rd from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. CatGenie has also paired with local non profit rescue group, Precious Paws to offer daily cat adoptions in-store. Proceeds from onsite and online sales will benefit Precious Paws throughout the duration of the store. Susan Olsen — “Cindy” from The Brady Bunch — will also be in attendance at the October 3rd radiocast.</p>http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/201856322http://monkey-cat.tumblr.com/post/201856322Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:35:53 -0700catgenielos angeles